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It Begins.
The tutorial is over. I hope you're good at platforming!
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This is the crazy old guy.
He teaches you about the game a lil.
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You have no life.
This means you collected every umbrella skin.
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You got a pet!
Yes, that is how he moves.
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You found the croc!
He loves biscuits and tea.
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You built the croc's home.
It's lovely!
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You should've built his house sooner.
HE'S PISSED OFF.
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It's raining men.
Thanks for feeding the croc. Enjoy!
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Hope you weren't expecting music.
Make sure to listen to all the channels!
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You met Fred.
You'll be here a while. (About 12-25 minutes somehwere around there)
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You're lazy.
You actually sat through that?
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You'll hate this.
The game is stupid on hardcore mode.
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Why
You beat the game in hardcore mode.
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Look familiar?
The bush is dead.
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You got divorced.
Congrats!
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You met Jeff.
He's so pretty!
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YOU'RE A GOD!
To make it this far and kill Jeff? Woah.... "THAT HURT REALLY BAD! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!" - Jeff
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It's over.
You beat the game.
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You found the secret door!
WATCH TF OUT YO
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It's Franklin D. Roosevelt!
What a guy.
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"GOTCHA! HAHAHA" -Jeff
It only lasts 20 seconds or so don't worry.
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It's raining British man.
What're your guys' obsession with the brits?
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You met the annoying aussie!
This guy sucks!
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The annoyinng aussie shot you!
This guy really sucks!
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Blood mode?
Yes, you can kill certain people... But just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
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You actually found the silly button.
That's impressive.
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And you got mauled by a bear.
That's less impressive.
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Bread fell from the sky btw
It does that sometimes.
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There's a nuke in this game?
RUN.
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It's raining tacos!
I hate that I did this but it had to be done.
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You did a backflip!
It even gives you money!
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You got diagnosed with Stage 5 cancer
That REALLY sucks.
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You gambled!
Don't become an addict.
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You shot a gun!
This is for movement strats ONLY.
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I TOLD YOU
GUNS ARE FOR MOVEMENT ONLY! WOW! WAY TO GO. YOU MURDER!
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It's Cthulhu!
He missed you!
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Cthulhu really likes gossiping.
I can't believe you listened to all of that.
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