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Ächt bünzlig!
Set the game language to Bünzlig, thereby vindicating my choice to make a translation framework Hit Idol never actually used.
59.1% global
You Don't Get This When Clicking Theseus
You get it five seconds later :3
82.7% global
Cracked the Knot Code
Successfully untie the Gordian Knot. Surely there's a clue for it somewhere...
41.9% global
Now Listen Here
Make black sails appear white and select them. Aren't you clever?
26.8% global
I'll Show You A Heap
Who really cares what is and isn't a heap?
47.3% global
Press X To Doubt
Even though it doesn't do anything! What did Epimenides ever do to deserve your scrutiny?
40.8% global
Why?
Pass up on some beautiful sunshine. But why?
38.7% global
