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Congratulations!!! Congratulations! Congratulations...
Congratulations! You won one game!
59.8% global
You're Fired!
Boo!!! You Stink! You lost a game! You're fired!
35.2% global
A Rich Man's Game
You finished a game with over 50,000 networth! Congratulations!
22.0% global
A Poor Man's Game
You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude!
30.5% global
Two Commas
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million!
19.6% global
Three Commas
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion!
16.4% global
2x
You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa!
35.8% global
1/2
You lost half your starting money! Boo!
36.3% global
Mortgage
You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage!
36.1% global
In Your Debt
You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back!
28.5% global
Whoops! Lost All Your Moneyy
You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad!
22.9% global
FREEDOM!!!!
You paid off your loan! You're free, for now...
23.8% global
Rookie Numbers
10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket
18.6% global
Fiduciary
Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to)
16.6% global
Time to Retire
After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for?
16.5% global
There's Always Next Year
10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others...
17.6% global
Career Change?
Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out.
16.4% global
DSM5 Diagnostic Criteria: Gambling Disorder
1,000 loses? It's time for a talk...
16.4% global
The Splits
Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days.
45.3% global
All In
300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go!
34.7% global
Diversified
Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol)
20.1% global
A New Century Dawns
You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help.
28.1% global
Bankrupt!!!
Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that?
41.5% global
Howdy Cowpoke
That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner
37.9% global
Old Timer
After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself
17.4% global
