Stoned

STORY

Three stoners named Lil Bro, Big Bro and Cole accidentally become possessed by the soul of an Ancient Cosmic Wizard. This leads to them finding out they have a prophesised duty to resurrect the Cosmic Wizard from the dead. But since they're too lazy to do all that, they instead decide to go on an adventure to find and collect 3 magical stones that can be used in a ritual to remove the Wizard's soul from them. Shenanigans ensue.

UNIQUE TURN-BASED GAMEPLAY

STONED features unique "pong-style" combat mechanics in its battle system. When enemies attack you, they’ll throw coloured projectiles your way. You avoid enemy attacks by aligning yourself with their projectile and performing a certain action based on its colour to deflect it!

OTHER FEATURES

• Real time arcade-style combat mechanics where timing is key to success
• Ability to extend your magical powers through.. unconventional means..
• Party-based RPG mechanics
• An expressive and catchy soundtrack by Noah Simcox
• Irregular RPG enemy encounters like gang bosses, gas-station tweakers and more
• Absurd character-driven narrative with both comedic and emotional themes
• Exploration of new areas with lots of items to find and NPCs to talk to
• Magical spells and other fantasy themes
• Weed

A WORD FROM THE CHARACTERS!

COLE SAYS:

"Please play this game so I can purchase some more loud"