Play your first match

Spawn a golden head

Play a match on every stage

Block a flying head with your body while invincible

Play 100 matches

Play 1000 matches

Reach 2000 kills

Incinerate 500 heads

Use the head as a weapon 1000 times

Get immolated 500 times

Teleport 500 times

Throw 500 heads through teleporters

Throw 200 guns through teleporters

Jump into the fire while carrying the head 100 times

Stomp on 1000 frogs

Get the Death From Above stat to 1979

Score 100 own goals