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This Could Have Been an Email
Complete the tutorial.
58.5% global
Peterium Completed
Survive Peterium exposure.
57.9% global
Brisketon Completed
The grill marks are mostly cosmetic.
4.4% global
Calypso Completed
Your departure has been accepted under protest.
18.2% global
Mean Bean Machine!
Franken Beans successfully delivered to ROX-1 for processing.
31.9% global
Big Ol' Tangus Completed
First place by process of elimination.
24.7% global
Mount Dangus Completed
The mountain kept the weak parts.
5.0% global
Li'l Tangus Completed
Reduced scale did not reduce liability.
4.7% global
Monday Night Midterms Passed
Graded on a very violent curve.
21.6% global
Sub-Zeroni Completed
Frozen assets recovered.
26.7% global
Lava Del Rey Completed
Mandatory company retreat, volcano included.
42.0% global
Meat Trainee
Complete 10 planets on company time.
22.3% global
Hidden Achievement
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6.7% global
Hidden Achievement
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1.2% global
Hidden Achievement
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0.1% global
Burger Flipper
A full planet shift without firearms.
0.2% global
It's Just a Flesh Wound
'Tis but a scratch.
37.6% global
Double Day Approved
All directives completed in the hours formerly known as free time.
3.7% global
It's the Hard Knock Life!
'Stead of raises, we get minced. Clear a system on Hard.
2.5% global
Nightmare Fuel
No tender cuts left in you. Clear a system on Nightmare.
0.5% global
Star-Seeker Meat Handler
Clocked 15 Prime Directives without asking what the meat was.
40.0% global
Hidden Achievement
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21.6% global
Hidden Achievement
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7.0% global
Happy Birthday!
Clocked in at birth.
59.7% global
Locked and Loaded
From starter piece to rank 30 threat.
0.2% global
Hand in Hand
Cooperation filed under survival.
23.0% global
File Clerk
One step closer to the truth behind Rangus.
0.0% global
Juke Box Hero!
Heroics at jukebox rates.
15.8% global
Centenarian
A hundred trips through the meat mold will age anyone. Looking seasoned, old-timer.
0.0% global
Esfera De Carne Completed
Nothing good glows that red.
17.3% global
No More Doors
Closed the Omni Portal under Carl Rangus field supervision.
11.3% global
After the Bad Dream
Complete Ascension Level 1, after Nightmare becomes orientation.
0.0% global
Ten Floors Below Heaven
Complete Ascension Level 10, somewhere on the basement side of glory.
0.0% global
Oops!
HR is going to hear about that "friendly" fire.
1.5% global
