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Achievements
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...of Mockery
Insult one Elder.
54.7% global
...of Animosity
Insult 10 Elders.
21.2% global
...of Hostility
Insult all Elders.
6.7% global
...of Whackamoleity
Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.
27.2% global
...of Audacity
Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.
3.5% global
...of Brewery
Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.
3.6% global
...of Paradoxicality
Give Brokk a nosebleed.
4.3% global
...of Discontinuity
Make Gerardiel shut up.
9.5% global
...of Melody
Listen to every song.
4.8% global
...of Snackery
Have a cookie.
5.2% global
...of Connectivity
Open a network of portals between every realm.
8.1% global
...of Efficiency
Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.
2.1% global
...of Celebrity
Listen to yourself on the radio.
4.7% global
...of Generosity
Give Satan a gift.
5.8% global
...of Omnisciency
Freak out Puriel.
12.4% global
...of Holiness
Meet every Holy Spirit.
11.2% global
...of Artistry
Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
16.2% global
...of Unbelievability
See crazy nonsense everywhere.
2.3% global
...of Theory
Learn everything.
5.3% global
...of Vanity
Fill out your wardrobe.
4.6% global
...of Verbosity
Call everyone.
4.8% global
...of Modularity
Install the wardrobe module.
44.6% global
...of Sentimentality
Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.
32.2% global
Hidden Achievement
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57.6% global
...of Fully Upgradability
Get all watch upgrades.
9.3% global
...of Sensibility
Watch every divine memory.
4.4% global
...of Mortality
Die in 5 different ways.
4.5% global
...of Philanthropy
Help Mike Cobbles.
30.6% global
Hidden Achievement
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60.8% global
Hidden Achievement
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57.8% global
Hidden Achievement
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54.4% global
...of Salary
Pay for services rendered.
12.7% global
...of Agility
Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.
11.0% global
Hidden Achievement
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37.6% global
...of Heroity
Save heaven.
40.9% global
...of Inquiry
Read every book.
10.8% global
