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Achievements
The Ultimate Death ClockSync your progress to see which achievements you've unlocked.
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Meatbag!
Let Death name you, since you're too cool to give yours out
10.2% global

Alias
Enter a name so fake that Death does not believe you
6.1% global

Today?
Maybe you shouldn't have got on Death's bad side...
6.1% global

"From the future", uh huh, sure...
Enter a future date as your birthdate
9.0% global

Toddler
You have terrible parents...
6.7% global

How do I calendar?
Enter an invalid calendar date
11.1% global

Fibber
Get caught in a lie and admit it
11.6% global

How are you still here?
Get a result prior to the current date
5.5% global

Now you know
Thank you for playing The Ultimate Death Clock
52.3% global

Centenarian
Be predicted to live past 100 years
4.6% global