Bravo! You killed some guards and peasants! How about getting that evil witch now?

Amazing! You defeated the big fat Serfmaster to unlock a new playable class!

You did like David Bowie and sold your soul to the devil! Was it worth it?

You did... what? You killed children? What kind of monster...

You mashed up Captain Stashton's bottom and sent him back to his sugar mommy crying.

Thou cleansed the church and freed up the mind of Father Almund.

This was your choice. You had other options and your doing will never be forgotten.

You made the right choice. It was the only sensible option. Better a crying father than a dead one.

Seriously, you're just annoying now. What would you do if I came knocking on your door seeking answers?

Congratulations! You defeated the first boss of the game and probably the easiest! How many times did you try? 4 times? 5?

You ventured deep into the Somnium and defeated the monster from your childhood.

Woohoo, you beat one run! 3 more to go to finish the story!

Wait, is this right?

Defeated the second boss of the game, Stormjr, the Water Dragon and br- Oops! Almost spilled a secret!

You beat the game! Defeated Tyl and saved the universe! What now?

Unlocked starting gear for all classes!

You bought the key from Willard! What does it unlock?

You found a way to reunite the fallen hero of the shrine!

Incredible! Don't mess with her or she'll freeze your bladder and ignite your nose hair.

You made a spell permanent! You should be proud of yourself on the next run! Don't be proud now, be proud next run!