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In Rogue Convergence win a Difficulty [1] run

In Rogue Convergence win a Difficulty [2] run

In Rogue Convergence win a Difficulty [3] run

In Rogue Convergence win a Difficulty [4] run

In Rogue Convergence win a Difficulty [5] run

In Rogue Convergence win a Difficulty [6] run

In Rogue Convergence win a Difficulty [7] run

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Argon Bearer class

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Emeralt Bearer class

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Serenos Bearer class

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Vulium Bearer class

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Zenon Bearer class

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Elementless Forsaken class

Stumble upon a vessel casket in a Difficulty [1]

Stumble upon a vessel casket in a Difficulty [2]

Stumble upon a vessel casket in a Difficulty [3]

Stumble upon a vessel casket in a Difficulty [4]

Stumble upon a vessel casket in a Difficulty [5]

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Depreciated Wretch class

Get a 55+ Speed body stat

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Abilitary Connoisseur class

Get 2+ Abilities at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Droneraiser Minioneer class

Get 5+ Drones at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Cog Gobbler class

Get 3+ Cog Sniffer Drones at any one time

In Survival Function endure a Difficulty [1] swarm sector

In Survival Function endure a Difficulty [2] swarm sector

In Survival Function endure a Difficulty [3] swarm sector

In Survival Function endure a Difficulty [4] swarm sector

In Survival Function endure a Difficulty [5] swarm sector

In Survival Function endure a Difficulty [6] swarm sector

In Survival Function endure a Difficulty [7] swarm sector

Win a game of Clashful Cards

Collect every single Clashful Card

Buy out all of the items in a shop

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Guild Merchant class

Get 5+ Weapons at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Gunslinger Desperado class

Collect every single Hat unlock

Add every Weapon item to the Codex Compendium

Add every Ability item to the Codex Compendium

Add every Drone item to the Codex Compendium

Add every Passive item to the Codex Compendium

Add every Elemental item to the Codex Compendium

Add every Traitum item to the Codex Compendium

Upgrade 5 Weapons to at least level 3

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Blacksmith Forger class

Get a score of 51565+

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Straima Ninja class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Argon Bearer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Emeralt Bearer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Serenos Bearer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Vulium Bearer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Zenon Bearer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Depreciated Wretch class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Abilitary Connoisseur class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Droneraiser Minioneer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Cog Gobbler class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Guild Merchant class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Gunslinger Desperado class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Blacksmith Forger class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Straima Ninja class

Hold weapons from 5 different Element Affinities

In Voidworld Trials submit a score in the Weekly Rogue Trial

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Mental Alchemistal class

In Voidworld Trials submit a score in the Weekly Survival Trial

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Mental Alchemistal class

On the title screen press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Debug Dummy class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Debug Dummy class

Get 3+ Impostus Drones at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Amongoussy Allurer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Amongoussy Allurer class

Accept the deal of 5+ Encrypted Strangers in a run

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Dodgy Networker class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Dodgy Networker class

Get a 33+ Defence body stat

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Errant Knight class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Errant Knight class

Unlock 11+ other Class Vessels

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Mimic Mouldmaker class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Mimic Mouldmaker class

Re-roll the Shop Contacts 9+ times in a run

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Banished Prisoner class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Banished Prisoner class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Elementless Forsaken class

Unlock every starting weapon

Hack a Restless Remnants sector device in Rogue Convergence

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Ethereal Eternal class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Ethereal Eternal class

Get 333+ Cogs at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Recycler Automaton class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Recycler Automaton class

Get 3+ Hexooist Drones at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Malware Corrupted class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Malware Corrupted class

Get 2+ Mega Weapons at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Meathead Juicer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Meathead Juicer class

Get 33+ Passive Items at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Junk Booter class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Junk Booter class

Suffer 333+ Hurt during a run

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Vampire Survivor class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Vampire Survivor class

Beat a Rogue Convergence using Fortuity Destiny to select your Class, Difficulty, and Starting Weapon

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using Fortuity Destiny to select your Class, Difficulty, and Starting Weapon

In a Rogue Convergence accept the Survive challenge and endure a swarm sector

Hold a big bulging Mega Weapon

Blow your mind with a Mega Ability

Make best buddies with a Mega Drone

Destroy a mighty Mega Enemy

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Monster Hunter class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Monster Hunter class

Get yourself a roaring Rocket Launcher weapon

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Bunker Buster class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Bunker Buster class

Behold the delights of Swollen Balls

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Orbilas Kindle class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Orbilas Kindle class

Get 9+ Traitum items from Schematic Engraver shops

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Traitron Tinkerer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Traitron Tinkerer class

Destroy an enemy affected by the Cursed status

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Accursed Wracked class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Accursed Wracked class

Discover 33% of the Bestiary enemies

Discover 69% of the Bestiary enemies

Discover 100% of the Bestiary enemies

Unlock 22+ other Class Vessels

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Psycho Possessed class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Psycho Possessed class

Win a Rogue Convergence Difficulty [1] run without ever getting Hurt

Win a Rogue Convergence Difficulty [2] run without ever Dashing

Win a Rogue Convergence Difficulty [3] run getting a score of 69696+

Win a Rogue Convergence Difficulty [4] run without getting any Abilities nor Drones

Win a Rogue Convergence Difficulty [5] run without getting any Mega Weapons/Abilities/Drones

Win a Rogue Convergence Difficulty [6] run in under 22 minutes and 22 seconds

Win a Rogue Convergence Difficulty [7] run without upgrading your Weapons

Hope you're not streaming this embarrassment!

Win a Rogue Convergence in Nightmare Mode

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function in Nightmare Mode

During play don't move for 22 seconds

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Enfeebled Watcher class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Enfeebled Watcher class

Get a score of 111111+

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Scoreum Chaser class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Tofu Chaser class

Get 3+ Eggy Weggy Drones at any one time

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Eggcellent Eggy class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Eggcellent Eggy class

Upgrade a starting weapon to Level 3

Fondle a weapon endowed with a Mega Trait

Speak with a Class Heritage envoy who has every item offering unlocked

Destroy a Conservator Custodian without getting hit

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Pussy Purrer class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Pussy Purrer class

Find and hack open a Treasure Chest

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Salvage Stripper class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Salvage Stripper class

Win any run in Nightmare Mode

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Dark Metaman class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Dark Metaman class

In Voidworld Trials submit a score in the Weekly Campaign Trial

In Clashful Cards get a Win Streak of 3+

Beat a Campaign Reconnexus using Fortuity Destiny to select your Class, Difficulty, and Starting Weapon

Win a Campaign Reconnexus in Nightmare Mode

In Campaign Reconnexus win a Difficulty [1] run

In Campaign Reconnexus win a Difficulty [2] run

In Campaign Reconnexus win a Difficulty [3] run

In Campaign Reconnexus win a Difficulty [4] run

In Campaign Reconnexus win a Difficulty [5] run

In Campaign Reconnexus win a Difficulty [6] run

In Campaign Reconnexus win a Difficulty [7] run

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Argon Bearer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Emeralt Bearer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Serenos Bearer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Vulium Bearer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Zenon Bearer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Elementless Forsaken class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Depreciated Wretch class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Gunslinger Desperado class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Abilitary Connoisseur class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Droneraiser Minioneer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Cog Gobbler class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Guild Merchant class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Blacksmith Forger class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Mental Alchemistal class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Straima Ninja class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Debug Dummy class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Amongoussy Allurer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Dodgy Networker class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Errant Knight class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Mimic Mouldmaker class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Banished Prisoner class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Ethereal Eternal class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Recycler Automaton class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Malware Corrupted class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Meathead Juicer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Junk Booter class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Vampire Survivor class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Monster Hunter class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Bunker Buster class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Orbilas Kindle class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Traitron Tinkerer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Accursed Wracked class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Psycho Possessed class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Enfeebled Watcher class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Tofu Chaser class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Eggcellent Eggy class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Salvage Stripper class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Pussy Purrer class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Dark Metaman class

Attain the pinnacle of vigilous armaments... a Giga Weapon

Get a collection of 696+ jaw dropping Cogs at any one time

Get a stupendously supersized Score of 169696+

In a Campaign Reconnexus accept the Survive challenge and endure a swarm sector

The first of many.. . but don't lose hope little vessel

For I gazed within the void.. and found only perfection!

In any Voidworld Trial get a score of 33333+

Win a Rogue Convergence using the Elden Reforged class

Survive a swarm sector in a Survival Function using the Elden Reforged class

Win a Campaign Reconnexus using the Elden Reforged class

Purchase a pulse pumping Mega Passive item

In a Preparatory Sector add a hackable to one of the slots

In a Preparatory Sector add hackables to all 4 slots

Add every Hackable item to the Codex Compendium

In Bossious Rush survive beyond the elementless 6th boss

In Bossious Rush survive beyond the final element 5th boss in Nightmare Mode

In Voidworld Trials submit a score in the Weekly Bossious Trial

In Voidworld Trials win a run in any of the game modes

In Bossious Rush get a score of 111111+