Welcome to Bummertown

This is the developers of Think Inside the Box writing a cry for help. Our beloved game character, an experienced doctor and farming enthusiast, Bedford went missing. He was last seen by a woozy cow at his farm (located in the lovely place of Bummertown), raking dead rats on his porch.

- The red circle marks the spot where Bedford was last seen. Ignore the upside-down bird, it’s not a glitch, only a photographic illusion.

This is what the cow had to say: "Yeah I saw him, standing there in front of his hut raking something. When all of a sudden the usual glitch* occurred that pushed Bedford's rake out of his hands and into the sky. All I remember after that was Bedford's red face, his barrage of curses, and him walking into the woods." *We, as the developers of the wonderful Bummertown, do not agree with said statement. There are no glitches in this town.

- The cow that saw it all (not the glitches though, as there are none).

We are searching for brave souls who are willing to go head first into what maybe a dangerous* journey.** *In reality, it won’t actually impose any danger to the player at all. **Technically, it’s more of a task than a journey.

If you think you have what it takes to find Bedford, then it’s likely you’ll have to do the following:

• Collect items and use them as needed.
• Talk to imbecilic characters.
• T̶a̶l̶k̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶l̶l̶i̶g̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶s̶.̶
• Solve puzzles.
• Talk to animals.
• Start a bar fight.
• Search for treasure.
• Watch an old lady dance in a bikini.

As creators of Bummertown, we can confirm that it is a magnificent place, filled with joy and happy faces everywhere you look; it’s a digital heaven. You’ll most certainly enjoy your visit. Also, there are no glitches anywhere in Bummertown, everything works fine and dandy. Yup…