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Achievements
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Not a Banana
Get Past Title Screen
6.8% global
Death by Stereo
Turn Off Music the Dangerous Way
4.5% global
Human Punchbag
Get Knocked Out
5.0% global
Frog Saviour
Rescue Frog from Traffic
3.6% global
Super Hearing
Find Keys First Try
4.5% global
Death by Curiosity
Examine Discarded Bag
4.6% global
Death by Freeform Jazz
Get Run Over by Rogue Piano
3.7% global
Death by David
Get Squashed by Statue of David
2.8% global
Master Detective
Discover Janitor's Door First Try
3.5% global
Time Traveler
Travel Through Spacetime
3.2% global
The Odd Couple
Mount Giant Snail as a Banana
3.2% global
Death Dodger
Complete Game as Human Without Dying
2.8% global
Master Death Dodger
Complete Game as Banana Without Dying
2.7% global
Nepholologist
Discover an Interesting Cloud
3.8% global
Milk Thief
Attempt to Leave Shop Without Paying
3.4% global
Road Kill
Greet a Car with Your Body
5.1% global
Ninja Neighbor
Escape Upstairs Bedroom Undetected
3.4% global
Bananas for Breakfast
Provoke Doorman as a Banana
2.9% global
Music Critic
Be Mean About Someone's Music
3.9% global
Conehead
Greet a Traffic Cone with Your Head
4.4% global
Wrong Way
Attempt to Leave the Wrong Way
4.1% global
Frog Killer
Kill a Frog
2.7% global
Memory Master
Unlock Bike First Try
5.0% global
Dead Bed Head
Die in Your Sleep
4.9% global
Dream Master
Survive Your Worst Nightmare
5.6% global
