Moaning Moron of the Mountain

Story: You received a love letter from an anonymous admirer, and you must meet them at the top of the local mountain. However, be warned: a mysterious man is roaming the area locally dubbed the "Moaning Moron of the Mountain". Mechanics: Duck into the bushes to elude the Moron. Navigate the mountain as the sun sets with your flashlight. Scare off the so-called "Moron" with your college-level textbook.

Get to the top of the mountain and reach your romantic interest, but don't get caught by the "Moaning Moron of the Mountain"!